keepin’ it real

It’s Friday…that means I am supposed to post about fashion but today I feel like being indulgent (I love it when Simon calls performances “indulgent” on American Idol, so I keep finding ways to work it into my regular vocabulary). So I am going to keep it real today and disclose what is torturing me lately:

Girl. Scout. Cookies. You may already have seen the hints to send help that I have been leaving on facebook and twitter, but this is getting bad. Here is my breakfast from today:

My breakfast is made up of five Samoas and the only reason I am eating them is because the Thin Mints are gone. And so are the Tagalongs. In fact, this is the last of our Girl Scout Cookie order. We have gone through five boxes of Thin Mints in a week and I use the word “we” loosely because my husband keeps coming home asking “where are the cookies?” And then something like “where are the $50 in Girl Scout Cookies that we ordered?” To which I reply with a shrug and a garbled “I don’t know” while I try to hide a mouthful of Lemon Chalet Cream.

People, I have a problem and my husband has been threatening to help in this area by buying a safe for the house so he can store his baked goods in there. I wish he would! I am home in front of the computer working most of the day and while I try to turn up Norah Jones on Pandora louder and louder, I can still hear the Thin Mints calling out to me. Sorry. But this is me, keeping it real.

Today I have a headache–it’s one of those withdrawal headaches, like you get when you don’t have a cup of coffee for two days. Only I have had coffee today. Sugar, too. What I haven’t had in two days is a Thin Mint. I know just one will cure my headache. Today I almost pulled into a Publix just hoping that some Girl Scouts were selling cookies outside…but then I reminded myself that my daughter would NOT approve if she found an illegal box of cookies here at home. They must come from her troop, I mean what kind of mother would that make me?

The cookie-cheating-kind is what!
Going to hide under a rock now…wish I had some Thin Mints to take with me.
Love, Stacy

p.s. My Mom bought me that Florida coffee mug…when I lived in Oregon. I still love it even though it makes me look like a tourist.

February 26, 2010 - 3:10 pm

Lynda Waldron - Girl, you are tooooo funny! That is what happens with me with kettle-cooked potato chips!

February 26, 2010 - 4:25 pm

Tashia Webber - Love this….I cracked up reading it. Plus, I love the picture… especially with the cup and bible in the background!! Sad to say no girl scout cookies for me this year or else I am sure I would be the same way.

February 26, 2010 - 4:34 pm

MOM - Hey Stace,
You aren’t the only Floridian with that touristy mug! Your mom has two. Just in case one breaks.
Now to deal with the cookie issue. When I received the first part of my order, one box (samoas) disappeared in about two hours. It only gets worse, so I’m not going to bore you with the details. I’m considering eating cookies for dinner instead of veggie pizza. What kind of Grandma would I be if I didn’t support my sweet little girlscout?
You should probably buy up all the thin mints tomorrow and hide them under the bed (you can have a bedtime snack) If you buy up the thin mints, you’ll be the good supportive mom and not the cookie-cheating-kind. See you tomorrow.
Love and cookie crumbs, MOM

February 26, 2010 - 6:46 pm

Andrea Genova - Too funny little mamma! I would probably be there with you except I didn’t order any this year.. even though Taylor was selling them! I missed the boat.. I’m bad Step mommy to be!

But I have been the CARB-O-HOLIC these days! I ate an entire box of cheeze its in 2 days!! all by myself!! Then finished off the soup crackers and I’m lost now.. all I have is toast.. which is NOT filling the crave!!

Being sick for a month now has not done me any good.. just a big fat old slob.. and it’s gonna be march!! geeze.. maybe we can move the wedding to 2011!! haha
:-)

March 17, 2010 - 1:32 pm

Vilma M Matias - I enjoyed this so much, you are too funny. I love your blogs, thanks for sharing :)

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